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"...and this will calculate your earned average income, corporate tax rate, and allowable charitable contributions."
"I was so into my charts that one day she came in and told me she was running away with the pool boy. Now there's a trend I didn't see coming."
"Right now I'm working with a combination of charting techniques. Japanese Candlesticks, some Elliot Waves, and a dash of Magic 8 ball." (or Chaos theory)
"What's your position on this option?" "Fetal mostly."
"You know that mail order company that promised to show you how to avoid a tax audit? Well, their package just arrived."
(Hello. You've reached the IRS help line. Press 1 if you've been slightly negligent and need more time to procrastinate; press 2 if you're not very good at math and made some glaring errors; press 3 if you're a lying cheat and hope we won't notice
"Here's what I think happened: he was wounded by Schedule A and B; then he was hit by Schedule D, which brought him to his knees. Then, as he was crawling to reach his calculator, he gets it square in the pocketbook by Schedule C, and that's what finally did him in."
"That? That's schedule LVES-1. We've never had to use it. But, if anyone actually discovers how to grow money on trees, Uncle Sam's got a form to get his fair share of the leaves."