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 "I was so into my charts that one day she came in and told me she was running away with the pool boy. Now there's a trend I didn't see coming." |  "Right now I'm working with a combination of charting techniques. Japanese Candlesticks, some Elliot Waves, and a dash of Magic 8 ball." (or Chaos theory) |  "What's your position on this option?" "Fetal mostly." |  "I put an extension on my tax return like you suggested, but I still don't think it's going to get there on time." |
 (Early Investors Tracking A Stock) |  "I like the faster pace of swing trading. It shortens the agony/ecstasy cycle." |  "A lot of times he just licks salt off the screen, but once in a while he spots a trending stock." |  "Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards." |