 "...and this will calculate your earned average income, corporate tax rate, and allowable charitable contributions." |  "I was so into my charts that one day she came in and told me she was running away with the pool boy. Now there's a trend I didn't see coming." |  "Right now I'm working with a combination of charting techniques. Japanese Candlesticks, some Elliot Waves, and a dash of Magic 8 ball." (or Chaos theory) |  "What's your position on this option?" "Fetal mostly." |