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"That? That's schedule LVES-1. We've never had to use it. But, if anyone actually discovers how to grow money on trees, Uncle Sam's got a form to get his fair share of the leaves."

"The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for Thank you, Thank you!"

"If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year."

"I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio."