 "Leveling, grading, and terracing the land is a deductible expense - for FARMERS, Mr. Daniels, not for people with putting greens in their backyards." |  "Let your mind go...deeper..." |  "We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre." |  "This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old." |