 "According to our lump sum pension payout plan, you're eligible to take anything from the first three shelves." |  "So, how did our first-stage financing go today?" |  "The investors liked our business plan - particularly the in-depth assessment of our competition, which is who they've decided to invest with." |  "The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for Thank you, Thank you!" |