 "Neither one of us wanted a silo on the new master suite, but things like this can happen when you don't clean the coffee rings off your building plans." |  "What makes you think your foundation is sinking? Well, for one thing, we're standing on the third floor balcony." |  "I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle |  Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' " |