 (Bruno's Greasy Spoon. Waiter Wanted)"Ooh - I think we've found our man." |  "Do you think I'm padding my resume by including work experience revealed in my Past Life Regression Therapy?" |  "I love the way this program justifies the text in my resume. Now if I can just get it to justify my asking salary." |  "I'm updating my resume to make me appear more youthful. I'm including a street name. What do you like - "PR-Diddy,' 'JJKool-Data,' or 'Ice-Cubicle?'" |