 "Do you have to do that now?" "Go ahead - try to steal it ..." |  "I hate when my English teacher referees a soccer match. She gives red cards for 'bad language', and 'poor grammar.'" |  "Prepare to launch!" "You're kidding! I just had breakfast!" |  "Of course I know there's no directionals on a sailboat. That's why I used a right turn arm signal!" |