 "Honestly - I thought it was an exotic sea urchin. It never occurred to mme that someone would actually snorkel with a toupee on." |  (Doug shows the vacation video he shot diving among the pool toys) "Watch how close I'm able to get to the Noodles." |  "This is the 5th time down the slope you've claimed a sudden urge to make a snow angel. Why don't you just admit you're falling?" |  "Well, it's partially their fault for putting a restaurant that close to the chairlift." |