 "Heck of a slide tackle! We should have you out in a few minutes." |  "Do you have to do that now?" "Go ahead - try to steal it ..." |  "I hate when my English teacher referees a soccer match. She gives red cards for 'bad language', and 'poor grammar.'" |  "The new soccer team from the U.K., 'The London Fog,' has just scored the winning goal, and in celebration, the team members are ripping off their double-breasted trench coats, and tossing them into the stands!" |