 (Gilligan's Sand Trap) "Skipper, Ginger and I thought this was going to be a 3-hour game! We've been here for over six months!" "Stand clear, Gilligan. Let the professor try the sand wedge he made out of a shell and one of Mr. Howell's swizzle sticks." |  "Remember, it's not proper etiquette to immediately talk business on a golf outing. Wait until at least the 6th hole to bring up the pool toy account." |  "Come on David, quit whining. You knew we enact stif penalties for rule infractions at this club." |  "This is great! It even comes with a jar of tooth-black for that 'just checked' look." |