 "I birdied the 5th, 6th and 10th holes. Unfortunately it was while I was playing the 3rd, 7th and 12th hole." |  "My golf teacher is also a psychiatrist. I still play as badly as I always have, but now I blame my mother and father for it." |  "Betty, you're not going to embarrass me at the club by wearing that hat, are you?" |  (Home - Visitor) "Hey! When I said take out the person who's making us lose, I didn't mean the score keeper!" |