 "We covered the basics today - hitting the ball, tying our shoelaces, and why I have hair growing out my nose." |  (Pharmacy) "Let's see - I'll need some children's aspirin for my players and some sedatives for their parents." |  (Great Cricket Rivalries: Sussex vs. Kent for the Last Parking Space at the Wicket 'N Bails Pub.) |  "What kind of line do I use when I go fishing? Usually, 'I'm only doinf this to save money on our food budget, honey.'" |