 "This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quarterback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still |  "I birdied the 5th, 6th and 10th holes. Unfortunately it was while I was playing the 3rd, 7th and 12th hole." |  "My golf teacher is also a psychiatrist. I still play as badly as I always have, but now I blame my mother and father for it." |