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 "Tell the Community Recycling Initiative that I've received their fundraising letter." |  "Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy." |  "I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac." |  "Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest." |
 "Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks." |  (Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice." |  (4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.) |  "I read about investing in a company called UniHandle Ohio, but I'm uneasy about a stock that's listed on the NASDAQ as UhOh." |