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 (Volunteer Corp.) "I'm gonna need help changing this tire. Do I have any volunteers?" |  "We want to thank you for this generous donation, however, the board is reluctant to grant your request that the new research center be in your name. I'm sure you can understand, Mr. Hairbrane." |  "That's very innovative of the Girl Scouts, but I'm just not interested in buying a box of Girl Scout cigars." |  "No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now." |
 "She had a great first week day trading. We're hoping for another so she can buy the matching desk." |  "I think this is an economic strategy that everyone can get behind. It's high in unemployment, high in inflation, but low in carbohydrates." |  (Lemonade $1 a cup) "Business is good, but the weak dollar is killing my overseas markets." |  "This is classic Voodoo economics, Bernice, right down to the chicken blood its written in." |