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 (Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice." |  (4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.) |  "I read about investing in a company called UniHandle Ohio, but I'm uneasy about a stock that's listed on the NASDAQ as UhOh." |  (Fundraising Dinner) "Does the check writing pen go above the dessert spoon or next to the salad fork?" |
 "The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet." |  "Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too." |  "No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now." |  "She had a great first week day trading. We're hoping for another so she can buy the matching desk." |