 (Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice." |  (4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.) |  "I read about investing in a company called UniHandle Ohio, but I'm uneasy about a stock that's listed on the NASDAQ as UhOh." |  "The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet." |