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 "I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too." |  I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend. |  (HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use." |  (SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp." |
 "The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every |  "Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest." |  "Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks." |  (Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice." |