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 "Looks like another new exotic investment strategy to me." |  "The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic-8-Ball' and we'll run some options." |  "...and don't tell me I'm not being frugal enough. I hired a man last week to do nothing but clip coupons!" |  "We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?" |
 (Fundraising Dinner) "Does the check writing pen go above the dessert spoon or next to the salad fork?" |  "The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet." |  "Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too." |  "No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now." |