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 (Whenever Carl used his credit card, the results were always disastrous.) |  "Tell Her Highness I think the people from the collection agency are here." |  "You have the first case of identity theft I've ever seen where the thieves actually returned the identity because the credit was so bad." |  "I don't know how the heck these credit agencies get this information, but I returned that rake and snow blower to my neighbor 6 months ago!" |
 "Coming out of bankruptcy, I can say I learned my lesson - don't spend what your relatives don't have." |  "I'm not sure Randall is a good long term investor. He uses the word, 'historically' to describe the last 4 hours." |  "I get all excited over a green trendline and then find out you've been flossing in front of the monitor again." |  "I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with." |