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 "When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter." |  "My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year." |  "Our plan is to pay off the rest of it when we pay off our college loan." |  (Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves." |
 "Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain." |  (Whenever Carl used his credit card, the results were always disastrous.) |  "Tell Her Highness I think the people from the collection agency are here." |  "You have the first case of identity theft I've ever seen where the thieves actually returned the identity because the credit was so bad." |