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 "I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with." |  "When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter." |  "My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year." |  "Our plan is to pay off the rest of it when we pay off our college loan." |
 (Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves." |  "There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site." |  "Oh, her? That's Ms. Lamont, our plan administrator. She's going to help me determine your eligibility in our 401(k) plan." |  "That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly." |