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 "Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain." |  (Whenever Carl used his credit card, the results were always disastrous.) |  "Tell Her Highness I think the people from the collection agency are here." |  "You have the first case of identity theft I've ever seen where the thieves actually returned the identity because the credit was so bad." |
 "I don't know how the heck these credit agencies get this information, but I returned that rake and snow blower to my neighbor 6 months ago!" |  "In attempting to meet quarterly projections, many companies use the Lamaze method of accounting. Breathe, Morris, breathe!" |  "So Once I add the floating volume rate to my accumulated reserve assets and divide by the annualized ratio, I'll realize a profit. It still looks like a $6 tip on an $85 lunch."
|  "Gentlemen, we stand on the shoulders of accountants." |