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 "Sometimes Bill working for the city comes in real handy. Like when we decided to replace the kitchen fixtures." |  "I could rent you this one. It's got a pool in the backyard. Then I got a six bedroom with a fountain out front, but nothing right now with a moat." |  Evidently, he made millions flipping real estate in Japan. |  "There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site." |
 "Oh, her? That's Ms. Lamont, our plan administrator. She's going to help me determine your eligibility in our 401(k) plan." |  "That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly." |  "Cooked books? Let me just say you could serve this profit and loss statement with a fruity zinfandel and not be out of place." |  "Our goal is to maximize your upside and minimize your downside while we protect our own backside." |