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(Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities)
"We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?"
"Sometimes Bill working for the city comes in real handy. Like when we decided to replace the kitchen fixtures."
"I could rent you this one. It's got a pool in the backyard. Then I got a six bedroom with a fountain out front, but nothing right now with a moat."
Evidently, he made millions flipping real estate in Japan.
"There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site."
"Oh, her? That's Ms. Lamont, our plan administrator. She's going to help me determine your eligibility in our 401(k) plan."
"That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly."