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 "We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?" |  "Sometimes Bill working for the city comes in real handy. Like when we decided to replace the kitchen fixtures." |  "I could rent you this one. It's got a pool in the backyard. Then I got a six bedroom with a fountain out front, but nothing right now with a moat." |  "We got a hybrid loan. It starts out as a fixed rate loan, converts into an ARM, and if the lender's not satisfied with his return, we host his in-laws every other summer in the basement." |
 "The paperwork for your mortgage seems to be in order. Now, if we can tap a vein for your signature we'll be all set." |  "When we bought it 5 years ago the mortgage payments seemed huge. But we got used to it. Please, pull up an orange crate and make yourself comfortable." |  "Before you begin your home staging consultation, let me say one thing, because I know what you're thinking, and we already plan on getting rid of that hideous lamp." |  "OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine." |