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 "Well, it always helps to put fresh flowers around, and simmer some potpourri on the stove. Oh, and let's get rid of those Alligator Motels." |  "I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price." |  "I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters." |  "Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need." |
 "My suggestion would be to cover it with a bush and hope no one notices." |  "I think I fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak in to the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings." |  "Seriously - why always a black bat cave? Why not a mauve bat cave? Or an egg shell bat cave? We could do a wallpaper wainscoting in contrasting stripes |  "You did an excellent job, Dave. But two months seems a long time to paint the bathroom." |