 "OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine." |  "Well, it always helps to put fresh flowers around, and simmer some potpourri on the stove. Oh, and let's get rid of those Alligator Motels." |  "I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price." |  "I just thought it was time to sell. The laces kept coming untied, there's a leak in the heel, and it needs all new odor-eaters." |