 "Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit." |  "Well, it does make the room look larger." |  "I love how you've handled the lighting in here." |  "No, my 5-year old painted the landscape. The other one is a valuable example of neo-urban-impressionism." |