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"Neither one of us wanted a silo on the new master suite, but things like this can happen when you don't clean the coffee rings off your building plans."
"What makes you think your foundation is sinking? Well, for one thing, we're standing on the third floor balcony."
"I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle
Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' "
"Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?"
"The terms of our refinancing gave us a little extra cash to build an add-on to the back of the house."
"I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chuckles, but the only thing you seem qualified for is a balloon loan."
"Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit."