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"Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit."
"Well, it does make the room look larger."
"I love how you've handled the lighting in here."
"No, my 5-year old painted the landscape. The other one is a valuable example of neo-urban-impressionism."
"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle fixtures on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."
(Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"
"Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway."
"We're gonna be late with the play room. The fellas started horsin' around on break and now they're into Act II of "Peer Gynt," and you know, you just don't rush Ibsen."