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 "Of course, when we landscape the place we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts." |  (For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?" |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |  "You can lay on it if you want, but my channeling energy through your body's chakras isn't going to increase your laptop's battery life." |
 "Exactly what type of hormone replacement therapy are you taking?" |  "What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?" |  (Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?" |  "Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway." |