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"I think Philip was inspired by our trip last year touring the Great Gothic Decks of Europe."
"One of the things we do to conserve energy in the house is to make sure all the lights are turned off before we go to bed."
(When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house
"I've never seen a home this green, Mr. Edmund. As far as I can see, the paint's not flaking, your house is pollinating."
"Of course, when we landscape the place we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."
(For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?"
"I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required."
"You can lay on it if you want, but my channeling energy through your body's chakras isn't going to increase your laptop's battery life."