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 (For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?" |  "I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required." |  "You can lay on it if you want, but my channeling energy through your body's chakras isn't going to increase your laptop's battery life." |  "I thought it would encourage you to reduce your sodium intake. It's a salt dispenser in the shape of a constricted artery." |
 "Oh dear, it's Troy's Harpo-glycemia. I can always tell - fatigue, confusion, the compulsion to play the harp in a trench coat and fright-wig |  (That Evening At The Hypoglycemia Support Group, A Noted Endocrinologist Gave a 5 1/2 hour Non-Stop Lecture on Diet And Hormone Therapy. The Audience Left Dizzy, Confused and Hungry.) |  "Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But, like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things." |  "IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track." |