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"One of the things we do to conserve energy in the house is to make sure all the lights are turned off before we go to bed."
(When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house
"I've never seen a home this green, Mr. Edmund. As far as I can see, the paint's not flaking, your house is pollinating."
"Here's a tip- if you hear yourself snoring, you're meditating too deeply."
"Okay, you're posture's very good. Now relax, concentrate, and slowly let go of your cell phone."
"I usually mix my meditations. Today I'm doing healing insight, and bad hair day meditations."
"The kids love it when Chuck meditates."
"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."