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"The kids love it when Chuck meditates."
"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."
"I thought it would encourage you to reduce your sodium intake. It's a salt dispenser in the shape of a constricted artery."
"Oh dear, it's Troy's Harpo-glycemia. I can always tell - fatigue, confusion, the compulsion to play the harp in a trench coat and fright-wig
(That Evening At The Hypoglycemia Support Group, A Noted Endocrinologist Gave a 5 1/2 hour Non-Stop Lecture on Diet And Hormone Therapy. The Audience Left Dizzy, Confused and Hungry.)
"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But, like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."
"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."
(Once Again Ronald Felt People Were Avoiding Him Just Because He Had Hepatitis C.)