 "The kids love it when Chuck meditates." |  "I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time." |  "I thought it would encourage you to reduce your sodium intake. It's a salt dispenser in the shape of a constricted artery." |  "Oh dear, it's Troy's Harpo-glycemia. I can always tell - fatigue, confusion, the compulsion to play the harp in a trench coat and fright-wig |