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 "I thought it would encourage you to reduce your sodium intake. It's a salt dispenser in the shape of a constricted artery." |  "Oh dear, it's Troy's Harpo-glycemia. I can always tell - fatigue, confusion, the compulsion to play the harp in a trench coat and fright-wig |  (That Evening At The Hypoglycemia Support Group, A Noted Endocrinologist Gave a 5 1/2 hour Non-Stop Lecture on Diet And Hormone Therapy. The Audience Left Dizzy, Confused and Hungry.) |  "Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But, like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things." |
 "IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track." |  (Once Again Ronald Felt People Were Avoiding Him Just Because He Had Hepatitis C.) |  "Medicare's Part D drug policies are a little confusing. They'll cover my heart medications, but nothing for galvanizing, lubricants, or corrosion inhibitors." |  "You can stay with your current employer's health care plan, opt for Medical Part D, or randomly pick 20 generic drugs from our Rotating Cage of Prescription Drug Coverage Plan." |