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 "Well, everything turned out perfect! Scarecrow has a brain, the lion found his courage, and the Tin Man got a harp." |  (Say It With Chocolate, St. Valentine's Day, February 14) "Of course you're better off eating grains and vegetables, but for St. Valentine's Day, we've never been very successful with 'Say it with Legumes.'" |  (Attempting To Reduce The Stress In His Life, Waldo "Whip" Gunschott Goes From Being A Wild Animal Trainer, To A Wild Balloon Animal Trainer.) |  (Tunnel Of Love) "Be just a minute, folks. We got a hole between the atria and both ventricles, and a tricuspid valve that looks deformed. Once we get it patched up, you'll be on your way." |
 "You know, anyone who wishes he had a remote control for his exercise equipment is missing the idea of exercise equipment." |  "Heartburn? I like the medication that shows 2 people in a rowboat having a picnic, but Cliff likes the one with 2 people on Roman holiday eating lasagna." |  (Herbal Remedies) "Is there an herbal remedy for acute option shock?" |  "Skunkweed has excellent preventative properties. It prevents guys from getting too close to me on first dates." |