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(Herbal Remedies) "Is there an herbal remedy for acute option shock?"
"Skunkweed has excellent preventative properties. It prevents guys from getting too close to me on first dates."
"It's important that you get your high blood pressure under control. It could not only affect your kidney and heart, but also your current brain."
"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."
"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."
"Your blood pressure's a little high. Is there any way you can incorporate some aerobic activity into your daily schedule?"
(Diet Donut) "I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted,
"Gordon's always had trouble controlling his appetite at restaurants. I had to explain to him that you're not supposed to pull your chair up to the salad bar."