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 "I'm surprised no one's noticed this before, but your weight gain appears to be a result of your eyes simply being bigger than your stomach." |  "I guess I can't complain about them being late for dinner. I'm the one who insisted everyone take a walk before meals." |  (Home Defibrillator) "Ever since she got that thing, I'm afraid to fall asleep in my chair." |  (Complementary Care Physicians) "Your blood test came back fine |
 "Please Mr. Dugan, I'm a podiatrist. I can't be expected to advise you on why your car stalls at stoplights. You'd need to talk to an internist for that." |  "I was just surprised you put the word "marriage" next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition." |  "Included with today's surgery, we're offering a manicure, pedicure, haircut, and ear wax flush for just $49.95." |  "I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol." |