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 "Included with today's surgery, we're offering a manicure, pedicure, haircut, and ear wax flush for just $49.95." |  "I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol." |  "In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course." |  "The reason I think stress might be a factor in your FMS is because of research, statistics, and the fact that you've straightened out an entire box of paper clips during our conversation." |
 "Right now I'm exercising pain management through medication, meditation, and limiting visits from my pain-in-the-butt neighbor." |  "Beth says she can come to the dinner party, but she's allergic to nuts. Does that mean we can't invite your brother?" |  (Diet Donut) "I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted, |  "Gordon's always had trouble controlling his appetite at restaurants. I had to explain to him that you're not supposed to pull your chair up to the salad bar." |