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 "I was just surprised you put the word "marriage" next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition." |  "Included with today's surgery, we're offering a manicure, pedicure, haircut, and ear wax flush for just $49.95." |  "I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol." |  "In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course." |
 "The way I understand it, the reason I was getting cold and tired was because my body wasn't making enough insulation." |  "Sorry sir -we don't currently offer a 'Happy Hemoglobin Meal.'" |  "C'mon Darrel! Someone with diabetes shouldn't be lying around all day. Whereas someone with no life, like myself, has a very good reason." |  "Oh, I have a very healthy relationship with food. It's the relationship I have with the scale that's not so good." |