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"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course."
"The reason I think stress might be a factor in your FMS is because of research, statistics, and the fact that you've straightened out an entire box of paper clips during our conversation."
"Right now I'm exercising pain management through medication, meditation, and limiting visits from my pain-in-the-butt neighbor."
"Beth says she can come to the dinner party, but she's allergic to nuts. Does that mean we can't invite your brother?"
"Oh, I have a very healthy relationship with food. It's the relationship I have with the scale that's not so good."
"This isn't some sort of fad diet, is it?"
"COPD has really limited my ability to perform the simplest activities. I can hardly leap a doghouse in a single bound, let alone tall buildings."
"I see what's blocking your airway. Apparently, someone said something at some point that just stuck in your craw."