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 "Gordon's always had trouble controlling his appetite at restaurants. I had to explain to him that you're not supposed to pull your chair up to the salad bar." |  "I'm surprised no one's noticed this before, but your weight gain appears to be a result of your eyes simply being bigger than your stomach." |  "I guess I can't complain about them being late for dinner. I'm the one who insisted everyone take a walk before meals." |  (Home Defibrillator) "Ever since she got that thing, I'm afraid to fall asleep in my chair." |
 "The blues I can handle. Usually, I can express it with a simple 12-bar guitar lick. Depression, on the other hand, takes a 3-act opera." |  "My hunch, Mr. Pesko, is that you're still making mountains out of molehills." |  "I think it's really important for you to learn how to bounce back from these depressions." |  "No diabetes is not fatal, it's not contagious, and it doesn't mean you'll always get half my desserts." |