 "Sorry sir -we don't currently offer a 'Happy Hemoglobin Meal.'" |  "C'mon Darrel! Someone with diabetes shouldn't be lying around all day. Whereas someone with no life, like myself, has a very good reason." |  "Oh, I have a very healthy relationship with food. It's the relationship I have with the scale that's not so good." |  "This isn't some sort of fad diet, is it?" |