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 "The way I understand it, the reason I was getting cold and tired was because my body wasn't making enough insulation." |  "Sorry sir -we don't currently offer a 'Happy Hemoglobin Meal.'" |  "C'mon Darrel! Someone with diabetes shouldn't be lying around all day. Whereas someone with no life, like myself, has a very good reason." |  "Oh, I have a very healthy relationship with food. It's the relationship I have with the scale that's not so good." |
 "This isn't some sort of fad diet, is it?" |  "COPD has really limited my ability to perform the simplest activities. I can hardly leap a doghouse in a single bound, let alone tall buildings." |  "I see what's blocking your airway. Apparently, someone said something at some point that just stuck in your craw." |  "The blues I can handle. Usually, I can express it with a simple 12-bar guitar lick. Depression, on the other hand, takes a 3-act opera." |