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 "I named him glucose because I have to keep him under control every day." |  "Watching Game shows all day masked the highs, but when I started weeping through dog food commercials, I knew I had a problem." |  "Why don't we talk to your doctor about adjusting your medication, and then see about building that underground railroad to all your friends' homes." |  "Let's see if we can identify some of the stress triggers in your life. You mentioned something about a large wolf that periodically shows up and attempts to blow your house down |
 "I realize the diagnosis is serious and raises many questions, but let's try to address them in order. We'll look at various treatment options, make a list of the best clinics to consider, and then determine what color ribbon you should be wearing." |  "It's been two months since your diagnosis, and I know you're reluctant to talk about it. But we've got to start discussing it in some way other than messages left on the refrigerator with these tiny word magnets." |  "I saw my pathologist today and he was very thorough in his recommendations. He said we should start with the lobster bisque, have the venison, and finish with the profiteroles." |  "Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery." |