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"I saw my pathologist today and he was very thorough in his recommendations. He said we should start with the lobster bisque, have the venison, and finish with the profiteroles."
"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."
"You can kiss me all you want, but I still don't think it's going to cure my CFS."
"In what way do you see your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome affecting your job?"
"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response'."
"Oh sure, the ocean went back out - this time."
"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."
"The mailman thinks I have bursitis, but I'd like to get a second opinion from my accountant."