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 "I saw my pathologist today and he was very thorough in his recommendations. He said we should start with the lobster bisque, have the venison, and finish with the profiteroles." |  (Origins of Anger) "So much of what we know is still theoretical." |  (Beware of Dog) "A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy." |  "It's just a little device I u"se to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people." |
 "So where did you learn about acupuncture, Doc?" "In a bar, actually." |  "I think my energy centers are well balanced. I keep my pager on my belt, my cell phone in my right pocket, and my palmtop computer in my inside left breast pocket." |  "This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey's spine before he'll carve it." |  "I've tried Ayurveda, meditation, and aromatherapy but nothing seems to work. I'm still feeling nauseous and disoriented all day." |