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 "Watching Game shows all day masked the highs, but when I started weeping through dog food commercials, I knew I had a problem." |  "This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey's spine before he'll carve it." |  "I've tried Ayurveda, meditation, and aromatherapy but nothing seems to work. I'm still feeling nauseous and disoriented all day." |  "Penicillin? I'm sorry - I don't practice alternative medicine." |
 "Sneezy? Dopey? Sleepy? Grumpy? I take it no one here's ever heard of homeopathy?" |  (Watch your head - Biofeedback clinic) |  (Origins of Anger) "So much of what we know is still theoretical." |  (Beware of Dog) "A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy." |