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 (Origins of Anger) "So much of what we know is still theoretical." |  (Beware of Dog) "A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy." |  "It's just a little device I u"se to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people." |  "It's a sneeze shield off a salad bar. My HMO won't pay for a non-sedating antihistamine." |
 "Sudden perspiration, shallow breathing, and a rapid heart rate are all signs of an asthma attack. The fact that these symptoms only occur when the pool boy is working in your backyard, however, raises some questions." |  For years my family confused my asthma for a bad cold, bronchitis, or an obsessive need to do Darth Vader impersonations. |  "I don't mean to appear unenlightened, Mr. Grove, but I don't think this is the time to explore alternative forms of treatment."
|  "Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten, imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something." |