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 "This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey's spine before he'll carve it." |  "I've tried Ayurveda, meditation, and aromatherapy but nothing seems to work. I'm still feeling nauseous and disoriented all day." |  "Penicillin? I'm sorry - I don't practice alternative medicine." |  (Bowie Spatulas, Bowie Egg Beater, Bowie Punch Ladle, Bowie Olive Fork) "I still like his knives the best." |
 "I can set you up with a Will or a Living Trust. Curses are a little trickier." |  "I sense some tightness in your wallet." |  "What I'm doing should clear your sinuses, take away your headache, and charge your iPod." |  "It's my opinion that you suffer from a hyperactive disorder. And when you're done writing that down, I'd like my chart back." |