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 "You and that stupid Nag Alarm! You'll never get that thing finished. Why don't you do something useful? Get a second job, or remodel the kitchen, or |  "Well, that's all very colorful, but in order to register your mark in this country you also have to fill out these forms." |  (Bowie Spatulas, Bowie Egg Beater, Bowie Punch Ladle, Bowie Olive Fork) "I still like his knives the best." |  "I can set you up with a Will or a Living Trust. Curses are a little trickier." |
 "I sense some tightness in your wallet." |  "What I'm doing should clear your sinuses, take away your headache, and charge your iPod." |  "It's my opinion that you suffer from a hyperactive disorder. And when you're done writing that down, I'd like my chart back." |  "The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long." |