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 "It's a sneeze shield off a salad bar. My HMO won't pay for a non-sedating antihistamine." |  "Sudden perspiration, shallow breathing, and a rapid heart rate are all signs of an asthma attack. The fact that these symptoms only occur when the pool boy is working in your backyard, however, raises some questions." |  For years my family confused my asthma for a bad cold, bronchitis, or an obsessive need to do Darth Vader impersonations. |  "I don't mean to appear unenlightened, Mr. Grove, but I don't think this is the time to explore alternative forms of treatment."
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 "Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten, imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something." |  "As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this." |  (Patents) "Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow" |  "You and that stupid Nag Alarm! You'll never get that thing finished. Why don't you do something useful? Get a second job, or remodel the kitchen, or |