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 "Sudden perspiration, shallow breathing, and a rapid heart rate are all signs of an asthma attack. The fact that these symptoms only occur when the pool boy is working in your backyard, however, raises some questions." |  For years my family confused my asthma for a bad cold, bronchitis, or an obsessive need to do Darth Vader impersonations. |  "I just think we need to make provisions in our Will for disposition of our property. Who'll get Park Place? Who'll get Boardwalk? Who'll get the thimble and all the tiny green houses?" |  "The instructions for the Will say we should name a guardian whose personality is consistent with our children. I'm not sure we know anyone with a Godzilla/Batman/Barney personality." |
 "I'm trying to organize Dad's documents, and apparently his bookkeeping system was informed heavily by The Da Vinci Code " |  "You can become a 'corporation' or a 'sole proprietor,' Mr. Holk. But there's simply no legal way of filing yourself as a 'formidable presence.'" |  "I appreciate you sharing your dreams and wishes for starting your own pool and spa business, but maybe I should explain more fully what we at the Make-A-Wish Foundation are all about." |  "... and that's not the worst of it, your Honor. It appears the good doctor is not even licensed to practice re-animation of the dead in this village!" |