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 "The pay's not great, but where else can you get a retirement plan that will last for eternity?" |  "I just think we need to make provisions in our Will for disposition of our property. Who'll get Park Place? Who'll get Boardwalk? Who'll get the thimble and all the tiny green houses?" |  "The instructions for the Will say we should name a guardian whose personality is consistent with our children. I'm not sure we know anyone with a Godzilla/Batman/Barney personality." |  "I'm trying to organize Dad's documents, and apparently his bookkeeping system was informed heavily by The Da Vinci Code " |
 "You can become a 'corporation' or a 'sole proprietor,' Mr. Holk. But there's simply no legal way of filing yourself as a 'formidable presence.'" |  "I appreciate you sharing your dreams and wishes for starting your own pool and spa business, but maybe I should explain more fully what we at the Make-A-Wish Foundation are all about." |  "... and that's not the worst of it, your Honor. It appears the good doctor is not even licensed to practice re-animation of the dead in this village!" |  "Maybe it would help our Web site if we showed our products in action." |