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"Our profit statement shows a 13 percent increase in the good, a 4 percent decrease in the bad, but a whole lot of ugly left in the inventory."
"Bad news - Buddy flipped the van spilling eight crates of samples into rush-hour traffic. Good news - the van flipped logo-side up."
"Okay, so maybe the Internet wasn't the best place to advertise a product that helped computer-illiterate people."
"I've got to work this weekend again. There are over 200 games of Torpedo Alley, Click Ball, and Block breaker that haven't been tested for Sarbanes-Oxley compliancy yet."
(Mitch makes a difficult sales call to the Bumpy People of Borneo) "Careful, this guy's smooooth."
"I sense you're in a hurry so I'll be brief."
"Hey! Frank Malloy! You still selling diving equipment?"
"First Harry sold bowling balls, so he took me bowling. Then he sold golf clubs, so we took up golf. Now he's selling surgical instruments, and frankly I haven't had a full night's sleep since."