 "Our profit statement shows a 13 percent increase in the good, a 4 percent decrease in the bad, but a whole lot of ugly left in the inventory." |  "Bad news - Buddy flipped the van spilling eight crates of samples into rush-hour traffic. Good news - the van flipped logo-side up." |  "Okay, so maybe the Internet wasn't the best place to advertise a product that helped computer-illiterate people." |  "I've got to work this weekend again. There are over 200 games of Torpedo Alley, Click Ball, and Block breaker that haven't been tested for Sarbanes-Oxley compliancy yet." |