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(Bill Blows the Summation) "Well, I think this proposal meets all of your business needs. For the rest of your needs, I'd recommend a competent tailor, a low fat diet and regular flossing."
"I wouldn't qualify this one too long."
"I don't take 'no' for an answer. Nor do I take 'whatever,' 'as if,' or 'duh.'"
(Sales Picnic ) "Get names!"
"I sell subscriptions to a heavy metal magazine, and believe me-it's not easy getting sales prospects in a mosh pit."
"Thanks to Sarbanes-Oxley, we've got more internal controls than a warehouse full of Imodium."
"My favorite pastimes? What do I look for in a man? Are you certain this is a questionnaire for a Sarbanes-Oxley compliance?"
"I think I'm finally getting the hang of this accounting system. It's even got a currency conversion function. Want to see how much we lost in rupees?"