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(Sales Picnic ) "Get names!"
"I sell subscriptions to a heavy metal magazine, and believe me-it's not easy getting sales prospects in a mosh pit."
"Thanks to Sarbanes-Oxley, we've got more internal controls than a warehouse full of Imodium."
"My favorite pastimes? What do I look for in a man? Are you certain this is a questionnaire for a Sarbanes-Oxley compliance?"
"I think I'm finally getting the hang of this accounting system. It's even got a currency conversion function. Want to see how much we lost in rupees?"
"Don't worry Mr. Brennen. The 'OPEN' sign is on the door. I can see it from here."
"They've been that way for over 10 minutes. Larry's either having a staring contest with the customer, or he's afraid to ask for the sale again."
(Auto Parts) " I worked at a dealership, but always choked on the closing. Somehow selling cars a part at a time seems easier."