 "I think I'm finally getting the hang of this accounting system. It's even got a currency conversion function. Want to see how much we lost in rupees?" |  "Don't worry Mr. Brennen. The 'OPEN' sign is on the door. I can see it from here." |  "They've been that way for over 10 minutes. Larry's either having a staring contest with the customer, or he's afraid to ask for the sale again." |  (Auto Parts) " I worked at a dealership, but always choked on the closing. Somehow selling cars a part at a time seems easier." |