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"I think I'm finally getting the hang of this accounting system. It's even got a currency conversion function. Want to see how much we lost in rupees?"
"Don't worry Mr. Brennen. The 'OPEN' sign is on the door. I can see it from here."
"They've been that way for over 10 minutes. Larry's either having a staring contest with the customer, or he's afraid to ask for the sale again."
(Auto Parts) " I worked at a dealership, but always choked on the closing. Somehow selling cars a part at a time seems easier."
"I think you're still giving away too much for the close, Ms Lamont."
(Gordon Lost The Sale By Not Getting The Wife Involved In The Closing.)
"My project plan has changed a little this year." (Get Rescued. Build Golf Resort.)
"Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room."