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 "Here's my business plan for the Jazz Store. I think we should just fake the budget, improvise the marketing and make up the long range goals as we go along." |  "Gesundheit." |  (Well - everyone seems to be in a good mood.) |  (Quantum Fest ) |
 "Before we start this project, I'd like to clarify what metaphors we'll be speaking in. Last time we used sports metaphors. How about using cooking metaphors? 'Half baked,' burnt,' 'simmering,' that sort of thing?" |  "My project plan has changed a little this year." (Get Rescued. Build Golf Resort.) |  "Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room." |  "I'm going over your figures, you calculated your rental property has depreciated 9 percent over the year. However, by trying to do your own taxes, we've calculated your brain has depreciated by nearly 72 percent." |