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 "Tell us, Walter, in your own words, why you feel you're suited for the position of goon." |  "We're looking for someone with a high level of self confidence, Mr. Anthony. Unfortunately, I think you're over qualified." |  (Faberge Egg Distribution Warehouse) "Shoot if I know how it happened, but here it is: Employee Training Program, number 8, right after 'Warehouse Management,'... 'Juggling.'" |  (HR Director, Martin Hammerhead -3rd cousin to Edward Scissorhand- could always resolve employee problems quickly and peacefully.) |
 "Okay, what else? Flex-time, on-site health club, 4-day work week and use of the company drum - I'll see what I can do." |  "I've got the Customs permit and the entry documents. Once your trading partner tattoo is done, we should be good to go." |  (Complaints) "First of all, I don't like sitting behind this window all day." |  "Our Customer survey indicates 30% of our customers think our service is inconsistent, 40% would like a change in procedures, and 50% think it would be real cute if we all wore matching colored vests." |