 "Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms. For instance, he always shows up on time, always puts in a full day's work, and always lets me know when my toupee's not on straight." |  "I know being with dogs and swimming with dolphins have proven therapeutic for ASDs, but when my doctor suggested Hippotherapy for our son I said there's no way he's getting in a mud hole with a giant pig." |  "I'm not familiar with auditing terms. What do you think that means?" |  "The math portion of that test was easy. I figure I've got a 7 in 5 chance of acing it." |