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 "Those of you that did well in the math portion of the ASVAB, line up in multiples of 3 to form columns which, when divided by 5, would give you a non-prime number." |  Early Attempts To Calculate The Exact Temperature Of The Sun - "How's this? Hot enough for you?" |  On Aug. 3, 1992, the moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eyeliner and a mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase. |  "You can bake and grind nuts, but I'd stay away from pureeing and don't even go near your panini grill until after June 15th." |
 "I was born under the 'Parking' sign. My mother never made it from the car to the hospital." |  "I've learned a few tricks for dealing with my arthritis. One is to invest in a good jar opener." |  "Your father suffers from 'Notip Arthritis.' It's characterized by a stiffening of the waitress." |  "We figure 'Art' stands for arththritis because it's such a painful joint to have around you." |