 "The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for thank you, thank you!" |  "The University is certainly grateful for this check you're writing, and we all look forward to seeing your nephew, Grant, no pun intended, at our school in a few years." |  "The pitcher's having a little trouble with his inside curve and I'm trying to help him out." |  "Oh for gosh sake - you've got to figure out what you're doing wrong when you make upside-down cake, or you're gonna kill yourself." |