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 "I knew they were writing their own vows, but I expected quotes from Robert Frost poems, not the Geneva convention." |  "I heard it was good to use humor when you're having an argument." |  "When I asked you to put on some mood music, 'On Wisconsin' wasn't the mood I was going for." |  (Your Child's Fantasy Restaurant) I'll start with the bologna and Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Roll-Ups, and a bowl of French Jelly soup. ...) |
 Parental Training Course - Some Course Highlights - 1) Driving from Idaho to Louisiana in a sub-compact vehicle with a pack of wild dingos in the back seat. 2) Leading a bull safely through a china shop - using voice commands ONLY! 3) Meticulously grooming a flock of feeding vultures in less than 60 seconds using only a wet kleenex. |  "The nice thing about having kids at our age is that we've nearly got the same nap schedule." |  "We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby - 'Chuckles', 'Zippy', something like that." |  "You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby." |