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 "Normally, things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult." |  "It was the only tent they could get on such short notice. Just watch your step around the trapeze rigging." |  "Well, it's a real tussle for the bouquet down there, but it looks like cousin Judy's got it. No, now the shark has it ..." |  "I knew they were writing their own vows, but I expected quotes from Robert Frost poems, not the Geneva convention." |
 "I heard it was good to use humor when you're having an argument." |  "When I asked you to put on some mood music, 'On Wisconsin' wasn't the mood I was going for." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "Our decision to adopt is based firmly on our desire to parent, our belief in the adoption process, and our commitment to building a family. Of course, it takes the embarrassment out of riding the 'Wild Teacups' at the amusement park too." |