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 "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork." |  "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "Our decision to adopt is based firmly on our desire to parent, our belief in the adoption process, and our commitment to building a family. Of course, it takes the embarrassment out of riding the 'Wild Teacups' at the amusement park too." |
 (Initial meetings between adoptive parents and birthparents can be awkward) Dang! Another pregnant pause! |  "We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby - 'Chuckles', 'Zippy', something like that." |  "You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby." |  "Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years." |