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 "Okay, the lawn chair seemed to quiet him down, but don't go anywhere with that ladder." |  "How can you not feel confident? You're wearing Versace sunglasses, a Tommy Hilfiger sweater, Calvin Klein jeans, and Michael Jordan gym shoes. Now go on out there and just be yourself." |  "I'm looking for someone who will love me for who I think I am." |  "I don't know, Mona - sometimes I get the feeling you're afraid to get close." |
 "I don't know if we had irreconcilable differences or not. We never talk." |  "My analyst said I should channel the emotions of my divorce into an activity or pastime. Matador comes to mind." |  "I don't know about the perfume or the dress, but the duck call is working wonders." |  "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork." |