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 "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "Our decision to adopt is based firmly on our desire to parent, our belief in the adoption process, and our commitment to building a family. Of course, it takes the embarrassment out of riding the 'Wild Teacups' at the amusement park too." |  (Initial meetings between adoptive parents and birthparents can be awkward) Dang! Another pregnant pause! |  "We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby - 'Chuckles', 'Zippy', something like that." |
 "You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby." |  "Why do I sense you're upset? Because you're piping that cake with hand grenades instead of rosettes." |  (Solar Grilling) "Burgers ready in six hours." |  "Oooo, what's in here? Is that sun-dried eye of newt? How gourmet!" |