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 "How can you not feel confident? You're wearing Versace sunglasses, a Tommy Hilfiger sweater, Calvin Klein jeans, and Michael Jordan gym shoes. Now go on out there and just be yourself." |  "I'm looking for someone who will love me for who I think I am." |  "I don't know, Mona - sometimes I get the feeling you're afraid to get close." |  "I don't know if we had irreconcilable differences or not. We never talk." |
 "My analyst said I should channel the emotions of my divorce into an activity or pastime. Matador comes to mind." |  "After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product or the person who eats it?" |  "For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!" |  "I was going to do a basket weave, but I know the bride and I think a chain link fence would be more appropriate." |