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 "I don't know if we had irreconcilable differences or not. We never talk." |  "My analyst said I should channel the emotions of my divorce into an activity or pastime. Matador comes to mind." |  "I don't know about the perfume or the dress, but the duck call is working wonders." |  "I'm pretty sure you're supposed to just smell the cork." |
 "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?" |  "The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster." |  "Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered." |