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 "For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!" |  "I was going to do a basket weave, but I know the bride and I think a chain link fence would be more appropriate." |  ""What a wonderful swirled icing effect. How ever did you do it?" |  "Brother Dom Perignon, everyone really enjoys your sparkling mayonnaise and blanc de turnip soup, but could there not be something else you could make with these grapes?" |
 "The guests are getting hungry. You'd better pushover another garbage dumpster." |  "Quit moping. You won first place in the meatloaf category, and hat's good. I'm the only one who knows it was a carrot cake you entered." |  "You can clean up before company arrives, but use the shower, not the bath - I'm marinating the steaks." |  "I'm having my ornithology club over for brunch, and I thought I'd put out a buffet." |