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 "Why do I sense you're upset? Because you're piping that cake with hand grenades instead of rosettes." |  (Solar Grilling) "Burgers ready in six hours." |  "Oooo, what's in here? Is that sun-dried eye of newt? How gourmet!" |  "Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there." |
 "You don't have to tell me the kitchen's a spiritual center of the house. God knows I pray for a good matzoh kugel every Passover." |  "Today we celebrate Passover, which commemorates a long journey, and considering how far I had to travel for a good roast of veal, seems most appropriate." |  "I switched to a macrobiotic lifestyle to regain a more harmonious balance of mind, body, and buffet line." |  "After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product or the person who eats it?" |