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 "You don't have to tell me the kitchen's a spiritual center of the house. God knows I pray for a good matzoh kugel every Passover." |  "Today we celebrate Passover, which commemorates a long journey, and considering how far I had to travel for a good roast of veal, seems most appropriate." |  "I switched to a macrobiotic lifestyle to regain a more harmonious balance of mind, body, and buffet line." |  "After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product or the person who eats it?" |
 "For the last time - pregnant vegetarians do NOT give birth to Cabbage Patch dolls!" |  (At The Treaty Of Versailles, Britain, France, Italy And The United States Established That Germany's Colonies Be Taken From Her, That They Be Excluded From The League Of Nations, And That They Pay Reparation For World War I. -Additionally, Several Lunch And Dinner Checks Were Charged To Their Account By The "Big Four".) "I think I'll start with the escargot, and then I'll have the Coq au Vin..." |  In August of 1939, British Codebreakers Receive A Stolen German Cipher Machine Called "Enigma". The Machine Was Used To Send Coded Information Between German U-boats And Land Based Command. - We've pretty much deciphered how this thing works. One thing - we're still having trouble setting the bloody clock. Can't seem to stop it from showing '12:00' all the time. |  (In Jan. 1943, The Decision To Invade Italy Through Sicily Was Made At The Casablanca Conference.) "President Roosevelt, you know General de Gaulle, Prime Minister Churchill, Sam the piano player." |