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(In Jan. 1943, The Decision To Invade Italy Through Sicily Was Made At The Casablanca Conference.) "President Roosevelt, you know General de Gaulle, Prime Minister Churchill, Sam the piano player."
"Okay - Mommy's going off now to build a Boeing B-29 Superfortress. You kids behave or I'll bring my rivet gun home with me."
(The justices rule on Paper vs. Scissors vs. Stone)
"I know it tastes a little odd. Let's just say you should store your bundt cake in a cool dry place. OTHER than your husband's cigar humidor."
"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"
"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."
"I had the flu when I made up that barbecue sauce. The tang comes from a few squirts of nasal decongestant."
"This is a wonderful rub. We use it on everything - fish, chicken, calluses ..."